Nervous Girls Covid Suppositories

Chloe and Lyra sit side by side in the exam room, already fidgeting before anything even happens. They're both there for a COVID shot and absolutely not thrilled about it. Chloe keeps glancing at the door like she’s ready to bolt, while Lyra’s nervously scrolling on her phone, pretending not to care.

“I really hate needles,” Chloe mutters, hugging herself.

Chloe suddenly coughs and throws in a dramatic sniffle. “Maybe I’m coming down with something. Shouldn’t I wait?” Before the excuse goes anywhere, the nurse walks in and says she’ll be taking their temperatures. So much for that plan.

As the nurse gets everything prepped, she glances over her clipboard and casually drops the bomb. “By the way, we’re using a new delivery method today. It’s a suppository. Goes in the butt.”