Messy Caterer Fight

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Juliette and Riley are competing caterers who were accidentally double booked for the same party. They discover each other and immediately start arguing, stomping on each others creations like exclamation points to their words. The messy discussion escalates quickly and the desserts are suddenly flying all over the place. The owner/host enters and is super mad about what is happening. The girls gang up on her to teach her a lesson. 15 min

Juliette walks up to a table or counter full of pies and small cakes. She looks puzzled and becomes upset very quickly.

Juliette
“What is this?!? Who’s desserts are these?!? I really need this job and can’t have anything go wrong! Who left these anyway? They look terrible.”

Riley walks in and starts to rearrange a couple of the pies on the table and does not acknowledge that the first planner is there.

Juliette
Excuse me! Who are you?”

Riley
I am (any name you want) and I am the party planner for this event. I am handling their catering and just had these pies delivered. I found some pies, if you want to call them that, already here. They look terrible and the baker should be ashamed of themself.”

Juliette
Those are my pies! How dare you! I am the party planner for this event! You need to take your disgusting pies and get out of here now!”

Riley
no you need to get out. There must be some sort of mistake, but clearly I have better looking pies and cakes, so you should leave.”

Juliette picks up one of the second planner’s cupcakes. She looks at it closely.

Juliette
“This looks terrible. So get lost.”

She drops it on the floor and steps on it and mashes it with both feet. She has a phony look like it was an accident.

Juliette
“Oops. Sorry about that. But it does look better now than it did a minute ago.”

Riley is angry and picks up one of the first planners cupcakes, drops it on the floor and steps on it the same way as the other one did.

Riley
Two can play that game.”

Here they slowly go back and forth mashing each other with cupcakes and then advance to pies. SAVE FOUR PIES!!! They are not smashing each other rapidly but fairly often with dialogue in between. Each time one is hit, she calls the other one names and gets upset.
This goes on for about 6-7 minutes and Casey walks in angry. She is the home owner who hired the two planners.
Both planners still have a few pies left on the table. She walks up to the two planners and is stepping in the mess noticing the mess on the floor. Please zoom in on this.

Casey
“ what is going on here!?!? What is this mess!?!! Who are you people???”

Juliette
I am the party planner you hired. I was doing my job until she showed up with her terrible desserts.”

Riley
no, you hired me! I am the one supposed to be here. Not her!”

Casey
“ Wait a minute. I think I know what happened. My assistant must have called you (pointing to Juliette) She is so unreliable and I figured she forgot, so I went ahead and called you (Riley). But I have to say, these pies (pointing to the ones that are left), look terrible. I would never hire either of you for a job. These are a joke. You two need to clean up this mess and get out of here now!”

Casey turns her back on the planners to make a phone call and pulls out her cell. She is angry.

Casey
Clariss, you are the worst assistant ever! There are two planners here with terrible looking desserts. I wish I never hired you!”

The two planners look at each other and each pick up a pie.
Casey hangs up the phone and turns to the planners.

Casey
“Why are you two still here?! I told you to leave! What are you doing with those pies?”

Riley
“Because of your mistake we wasted our time and these desserts. You need to pay us and then we will leave.”

Casey
Laughs: I am not paying you idiots for those terrible looking pies!”

The 2 planners start to pie Casey.
Casey retaliates and starts to pie the other two back, talking shit

Juliette
“ this place sucks. I wish I never took this job.”

Riley
yeah let’s get out of here.”

Casey
you can’t leave this mess here!! How dare you!! Look at this mess. My dress is a mess and my shoes which cost more than you two make in a year are a mess!”
CAMERA zoom in again on her shoes as she is saying this.

The two planners turn and leave.

Casey
“have fun cleaning this up.”

THE END